Cap and Gown, Mollusks and Zero Motivation

Today was the first day that we could go and pick up our caps and gowns. Because of my extreme paranoia, I got my cap and gown today just in case anything went wrong in my order. Luckily enough for me, it was just fine. While I was waiting, the Alumni guy loaded me down with a lot of crap (a book written by some guy who went to ISU, fingernail clipper set, a luggage tag, another book, a sticker for my car, a mousepad, and last but not least--info on donating to the Alumni association!). What this stuff has to do with ISU I have no idea. LAME!
So, I need to explain this Mollusk thing. I asked one of my coworkers why she was drinking out of two straws. She said she liked how it felt and that it made her feel like a mollusk! Um...okay. I started laughing so hard, I had to go into the back to stop. What a funny girl.
So, again, I have no motivation. My final final (yes, I did that on purpose) is tomorrow morning. Rargh. I need to study. Right now. I keep getting distracted by the smallest things...oh look-- There's a spider web under my computer desk!